(after what seems to be thirty seconds, a shaking, seemingly upset voice raids the network. get ready..?)

I-I can't believe this!!! After all the effort I've put into the phrases... those clever sentences and brilliants pairs... I cannot...!

(was that sobbing? may as well be!)Well, no matter. Congratulations, Kurt Hummel and Austria, for winning ( Read more... )

WHAT THE WAILLIS IS THAT AWFUL SMELL?

Oh, no matter. The Slaggers are probably playing around in the level! If anyone happens to have a bucket of clear water from either the showers or the laundry room and do the 'ole wash-a-roo! If I remember correctly, they should melt right away, ahoho ( Read more... )

I...

[ a long pause. ]

I fear I am with child.

Re: missing person(s):

• Abduction: Which would be...an abduction from an abduction, considering the fact that we were all already abducted in the first place. For good/evil purposes? Maybe. Depends on how useful the missing person(s) is/are. Details? Any potential supervillains on the rickshaw?

• Voluntary exodus: Implied, but typed solely for ( Read more... )

Good moooorning, sleepyheads ( Read more... )

Hey, has anyone seen a girl named Namine? Blonde hair, white dress, kinda quiet?

Also, uh, where do we find out where we sleep? [ Yes, he's been bumming out in random places since boarding the caravan. /o\ Derpaderp. ]

Oh! And once last thing! I didn't get to introduce myself properly. I'm Sora! Nice to meet everyone!

[ The voice starts off a bit quiet before she either gets more confident or realizes that she needs to speak louder. ]Ah, hello everyone. My name is Iris, and I live in Delta room N-407. It seems I don't actually have a roommate, so um. If anyone needs a place to stay or something, you're welcome to come by. Though... I think it would be best if ( Read more... )

ATTENTION.

Please all aboard the Caravan AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, as we are going to leave town in a couple hours! If you are still wary of my intentions, you may speak of Ms. Diana, for she has proven my innocence (although, truth be told, I have no idea how... oh~hoho ( Read more... )

{ VOICE POST. }

--------- USER: Cid Amon (cid.amon@willaknet.glo)

( Some wind's rustling in the background! Could it be that he's on a certain giant's shoulder?! )

Iiiiii'm baaaaaaaack!

Oh, I've been trying to catch up on what you're all saying! It's quite a hassle, considering you are all suuuuuch different people! I hope I didn't keep you ( Read more... )

[The speaker's voice carries strong and confident, though it's difficult to place the gender, but they seem to be aware of what's going on. There's no quality of nervousness in their words, just urgency.]Hello. I..hope everyone is fairing well, for the time being, as we all attempt to recuperate from the shock of the situation ( Read more... )